Edible Apple

Tired of boring your friends with what they deem to be irrelevant talk about the Mac? Well, then mosey on down to Apple’s new Friend Bar where you can chat it up with Apple employees “specially trained to carry on conversations about even the most arcane topics.”

Another brilliant segment from the talented folks over at The Onion:

And in case you missed this sign in the background, a suggested “conversation starter” includes, “I actually think movies look better on the iPhone.”