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Rob Enderle jumps the shark
It’s official folks, Rob Enderle has jumped the shark – which speaks volumes if you’ve actually read some of Enderle’s clumsy writing before.
Continue reading...MarketWatch names Steve Jobs CEO of the decade
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
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MarketWatch today announced that Apple CEO Steve Jobs is their CEO of the decade. An obvious choice, sure, but do you really want to trust a publication that thinks it’s a smart move to ask the dope otherwise known as Rob Enderle for his opinion? Adds Enderle: “[Jobs] is not somebody [who] any one of us would […]
Continue reading...Rob Enderle is a conspiratorial nutjob
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
There’s no denying that Rob Enderle lacks any semblance of intelligent thought when the topic turns to Apple. His track record of impressively atrocious predictions and illogical analyses is both extensive and well documented. In many ways, Enderle is sort of like a little kid. Every now and again he’ll say something ridiculous, and you […]
Continue reading...Shocking! Rob Enderle, who gets paid by Dell, says the Dell Mini 5 is superior to the iPad
Monday, March 1, 2010
Rob Enderle likes to tout himself as an “inquiry analyst”, a seemingly made up title that he defines as an analyst “paid to stay up to date on current events and identify trends and either explain the trends or make suggestions, tactical and strategic, on how to best take advantage of them.” In his capacity […]
Continue reading...Shocker! Rob Enderle writes non-sensically about Windows 7 and Apple
Friday, October 23, 2009
Just when you think Rob Enderle can’t get any dumber, he goes ahead and surprises you. At least he keeps things interesting, I guess. In his latest piece, Enderle writes how Microsoft “blinded vulnerable Apple with Windows 7”, as usual, it’s filled with the same backwards logic and asinine reasoning that have become dear ole’ […]
Continue reading...Rob Enderle was bullish on MSFT stock hours before Microsoft reported its worst quarter in 23 years
Thursday, July 30, 2009
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Last week, Microsoft reported disappointing earnings, missed 4Q analyst estimates, and saw their profits fall by a staggering 29%. A few hours earlier, everyone’s favorite “analyst”, Rob Enderle, appeared on CNBC and was particularly bullish about Microsoft’s financial prospects. “I’m expecting some really good news in terms of outlook for [Microsoft]. They just released their […]
Continue reading...The “Genius” of Rob Enderle, and the myth of Apple marketing
Thursday, July 23, 2009
In his latest article, Enderle writes: Apple is a marketing-driven company — something unique in the technology segment — while Microsoft has largely been engineering-driven. During the 90s, this was actually more of an Apple liability than an asset, because Apple was being run by people who clearly didn’t get Apple’s unique capability. Steve Jobs […]
Continue reading...Just when you thought Rob Enderle couldn’t get any dumber
Thursday, June 25, 2009
He comes out with this gem of an article. To be honest, it’s so convoluted I’m not quite sure what it’s even about. After blabbing about Al Gore, Enderle directs his attention towards Steve Jobs, who he calls “Apple’s greatest asset and their biggest problem.” Umm, sure. He then writes: He appears to tie his […]
Continue reading...Rob Enderle is a Moron
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Seriously, how does Rob Enderle get paid to write about tech? He’s not a hot chick, and this isn’t Mad Men, so how in the world did he manage to convince anyone to give him money in exchange for his moronic ramblings? In his latest “article”, Enderle tries to argue that Apple has a PR […]
Continue reading...Rob Enderle tries to write about Apple.. hijinks ensue
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Rob Enderle’s latest article is a perfect example of how he’s either not qualified to write about tech, or that his bias against Apple is so great that he can’t possibly write about Apple without sounding like a complete fool. In his latest article, he argues that Apple going after Palm will turn Apple into […]
Continue reading...More buffoonery from “industry experts” about Apple
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Hat tip to John Gruber of DaringFireball for finding this gem from Rob Enderle about the current happenings at Apple. “Steve Jobs is the Ronald McDonald of Apple, he is the face,” said Rob Enderle of Silicon Valley research company Enderle Group. “They either need to redefine the company so his role is divided among […]
Continue reading...Dell holds back on promised MP3 player, and highlights key differences between Apple and Dell
Monday, November 10, 2008
Last July, the Wall Street Journal reported that Dell was working on a new MP3 player that it was positioning to challenge the iPod. The player was originally scheduled to be released in time for the holiday shopping season, but it turns out that Dell has pushed back its debut indeffinately. This shouldn’t come as […]
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Tuesday, March 1, 2011
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