Edible Apple

Who knew the app store approval process was so simple.  Turns out, Apple just uses this piece of code and runs it on an infinite loop.  Genius!

flipCoin()
if (heads)
approve app
else
reject app
wait 1 week
if (pressCoverage >= lotsOf)
rejectMoreApps
else if (pressCoverage >= tooMuch)
fireBoardMember
else
rejectAppAnyway

via TechCrunch