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Le Figaro reports:

Elmin Greek mining company has offered them each a one-week trip for two to Greece. “We want them to relax on our beaches, our sea front,” said Liberis Polixronopulos, officer. This trip would include a stop in Madrid to see a match at Real. The Guardian journalist argues that the Chilean football association has also proposed a trip … South Korea. Miners will also receive an iPod, a personal gift from Steve Jobs.

And the Guardian adds:

The miners, Who are Currently sleeping in Two wards at a hospital in Copiapo, Have Been Bombarded With invitations and gifts. Real Madrid and Manchester United have invited them – many are avid footie fans – to games in Europe. Real Madrid and Manchester United Have Invited Them – many are avid footie fans – to games in Europe.

A local singer-turned-businessman has given them $10,000 each. A local singer-turned-businessman has Given Them $ 10,000 each. Apple boss Steve Jobs has sent them all a latest iPod and a Greek firm has offered an islands tour. Apple boss Steve Jobs has a smell ’em all latest iPod and a Greek firm has Offered islands year round. It turns out that Elvis Presley Enterprises sent a box of Elvis goodies – some DVDs, CDs, a pair of Elvis sunglasses – on discovering that one of the miners was an Elvis fan. It turns out Elvis Presley Enterprises That feels a box of Elvis goodies – some DVDs, CDs, a pair of Elvis sunglasses – are Discovering That One Of The miners Was an Elvis fan.