Whether you like Microsoft’s new ad campaign or not, user submitted content is always risky. Take the picture below for example. It’s an actual still from a multimedia “I’m a PC” ad that Microsoft is running across a variety of websites.
The caption for the photo is, “I’m a PC, and I live for today”. Uh, yeah, we can see that. Can you come up with a funnier one? How about, “I’m a PC, and I’m a Pervert.”
November 4th, 2008 at 12:37 am
Hi! I’m a PC and I’m totally turtlephilic. You gotta try it sometime and experience Life Without Walls. Seriously, this is awesome!
Hi! I’m a PC andโฆ Yes I know. But the snail was already taken by some Intel guy.
Hi! I’m a PC and I’m riding Ellen Feiss. She’s cute, but kinda slow.
Hi! I’m a PC and after a year running my new operating system, I snapped. When told about this, Daniel Lyons said that Vista had restored my sense of childlike wonder. Thatโs a nice way to put it, right? And then, he stuck some more pins into his Steve Jobs voodoo doll.
Hi! I’m a PC and when I heard about Windows 7, I decided to flee.
November 4th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Hi! I’m a PC and I’m fleeing this land of oppression!!
November 4th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Why is this guy a pervert? Because he’s on at a playground on a child’s toy? If the turtle were instead a young boy MAYBE I’d agree with you.
Nah, this guys is just a silly mutha ucka.
If you submitted an ad I’d bet it’d be I’m a PC and I have no sense of humor.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
No, its that the neck of the animal lines up to give him a big, green phallus.
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Don’t pretend you didn’t see it.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Hi I’m a PC and… RAWR!!!!
November 4th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I’m a PC and I’m retarded.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Im a PC, and I wrangle turtles for a living…here comes one now!
November 4th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I’m a PC, and I like my OS to run as fast as my mount!
November 4th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
“This turtle is about as fast as my PC at home”
November 4th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I like turtles.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
i think that might be a dinosaur not a turtle. and he is clearly “riding” it.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I didn’t see it, and I am a pervert.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I’m a PC and I’m hung like a giant green turtle… head.
I’m a PC and these are my stalking grounds
November 4th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
is this supposed to be funny
November 4th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Oh, brother.. people will see what they want just for the shock of it..
The ad itself just falls flat on itself. For Microsoft, they should be embarrassed that their mega ad dollars bought them this.. yuck.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Hi! I’m a PC and I like turtles
November 4th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
i think you’re the perve. i didn’t even see what you’re talking about until you explained. all i see is an idiot riding on the back of a turtle.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
this is an idiotic post trying to stir up some phony sense of outrage and just makes mac fanboys look childish
November 4th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Hi im a PC and a fun drunk ๐
Hi im a PC and the government took my kids away
Hi im a PC and I have 7 wives
Hi im a PC and There really is candy in my van.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
So, this is what people with no lives do.
November 4th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I’m a PC and my OS is a fast ride!
November 4th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Hi, I’m a PC and this is has to be the most asinine way to say you’re a Mac lover I’ve ever seen.
November 4th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Who is the real pervert? The blogger or the guy in the picture?
November 4th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
OK, which of you PCs circumcised that turtle???
November 4th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Hi, I’m a Mac and my biased opinion means nothing. Hell, since I’m such a fruit, I’ll probably vote for Obama and keep supporting mac and the mac operating system even though no one uses it and it will probably flop.
November 4th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Funny..for Mac lovers?
November 4th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
Banging this turtle like a screen door in a hurricane is nothing like the ride the blogger is gonna get on erection night! ๐
November 4th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
How about I’m a PC and there is no butt in these jeans
November 4th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I think this is a little strange that
MS would use this picture. This
picture tends to have Pedophile written
over it.
thanks from tony
November 4th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
LOL @ 2 comments up. take your thumb out of your pie and go hit your fanboy forums.
November 4th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
This is a stupid post. Sounds more like an apple fan getting desperate. The official caption makes perfect sense.
November 4th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Hi, I’m a PC… and I run Linux.
November 4th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
“Im a PC and i have the mental age of a 4 year old”
November 4th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
why do you feel the need to attack microsoft? is it because they are a corporation? (apple is too….) or because you attacking them makes you feel better about yourself and choice of computer?
do somthing constructive with your life and grow up
November 4th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Hi I’m a PC and I have a sense of humor about my OS and like options and the ability to take a joke!
November 4th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
/facepalm
seriously? Wow man “Lol turtle looks like a penis I’m a mac user I’m cool lololol” this is fucking idiotic. Now I don’t actually like windows but the fact that you choose a pic from a Windows commercial and bash it with sexual innuendo like a 14 year old really doesn’t reinforce the fact that you are trying to justify actually owning a mac at all guys, I mean not at all.
November 4th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Maybe you’re right Gatz, but holly smokes that guy does have a huge green johnson between his legs. Whats totally surprising is that some marketing wank was too sexually repressed to have seen it
Scroll up! its not like it wasnt completely obvious. Come to think of it,maybe this was some hilarious departure gift from the marketing wank that just quit his job and moved to Apple.
November 4th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
who cares. its funny. ๐
๏ฃฟ
November 4th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
I’m a PC and I can be an apple as well because Apples are Personal Computers, but Apple doesn’t brand itself as a PC instead labelling the competition as PC and it is as just Apple.
Yea the whole Apple vs PC thing is stupid because apple is a PC.
November 4th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Ima PC and,MMMMMMMMm Cake!
November 4th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Apples are PCs too, rather they like to admit it or not.
November 4th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
I’m a PC and I’m totally glad there is a hole in the back of this turtles head… uhhhhhhhh
November 5th, 2008 at 12:13 am
I’m a PC, when he’s finished releasing the turtle can you tell him to come get me for a smoke.
November 5th, 2008 at 12:14 am
I’m a PC & I use Comcast DSL.
November 5th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Hi I’m a PC, When he’s finished releasing the turtle tell him to come get me for a smoke.
November 5th, 2008 at 12:34 am
I’m a PC and I give BJs in SF.
November 5th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I’m a PC and get this friggin’ a$$hole off my back!
November 5th, 2008 at 1:24 am
I’m a PC, and I might be running Windows, Linux, or OS X, you can’t tell.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Hi.. I’m a Mac! Windows can suck it!
November 5th, 2008 at 5:00 am
I’m a PC, because datacenters don’t run Mac OS
November 5th, 2008 at 5:57 am
I hate those “I’m a PC commercials”. At first I thought it was another Mac commercial ripping on Vista but then I realized it was Microsoft ripping on itself. *rolls eyes*
November 5th, 2008 at 6:05 am
I’m a PC and i crash every day.
I’m a PC, give me all of your memory!
I’m a PC, and all your files belong to me now!
I’m a PC, and if you want to work, get a MAC.
I’m a PC, get over it.
I’m a PC, i’m a sad, bloated, hack infested operating system that will never learn what usability and security really means.
I’m a PC, i suck!
November 5th, 2008 at 6:57 am
I’m a PC,… without an OS
November 5th, 2008 at 9:08 am
I’m a PC and I like animals, hurrr, hurr-hurr, hurrr.
November 5th, 2008 at 9:23 am
I’m a PC
Pass the CP
November 5th, 2008 at 9:32 am
ZombieKid says:
I like turtles.
November 5th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Erm…I’m a huge perv. I really had to reach to find a connection. Dude just seems to be riding the damn turtle. Giddyup, turtle.
I’m a PC…because PC is NOT synonymous with any ONE operating system. Mac botched and MS followed suit. MS doesn’t make hardware…just software.
November 5th, 2008 at 11:16 am
“Hi, I’m a PC. And while my MAC counterparts are working their asses off to pay for their iconic, overpriced bits of hardware, I can breathe a little, and take solace in the fact that my pc is just as fast and even better at handling video playback, at half the cost. Have fun suckers! The playground is all mine!”
November 5th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
I’m a PC and I like to hang out at playgrounds.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Wow, its a computer, not some statement about WHO you are.
Get over you losers.
Use what works for you and stfu already.
November 5th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
“Hi I’m a PC and I have the syndrome of a down”
November 5th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Microsoft doesn’t even need to run ads. Apple has what, about 10% of the market share?? And out of that 10% how many were duped into buying a mac because of those stupid commercials that lie about Vista? News flash, Vista was never the problem, it was the 3rd party hardware and software. It’s like blaming your car for the potholes in the road.
November 5th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
i’m a mac…… and i love ass sex!
November 5th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
hi, im a mac
screw you pc people ๐
November 5th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
i am not a pc
November 5th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Good job pushing the Macs are for pretentious faggots stereotype!
November 5th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
im a pc and i like turtle butt sexx =]
November 5th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
I’m a PC running Vista and this is as fast as I go.
November 6th, 2008 at 4:44 am
I am a PC and I cant stop fucking this turtle
November 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
yeah apple’s are pcs as well i mean kinda hard to draw this line. i do like apples commercials making fun of “that which shall not be named”
November 6th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Hi. This is all about taste. I completely agree with you regarding \”\”, but I think you are in the thin line of thinling. Don\’t you? Maybe you can try candy roses for cakes
November 9th, 2008 at 5:38 am
I’m a P oh….Oh oh dear.
November 11th, 2008 at 5:32 am
I’m a PC… and I run Linux.
November 17th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
It’s obvious the turtle/dinosaur enjoys it. Why do you care as long as the turtle is having fun too?
December 5th, 2008 at 10:01 am
I’m a PC and I’m running at turtle speed! Well, slow and steady wins the race!
December 6th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Anyone notice the last letters in their slogan?
iMApC…yup, MAC.
December 7th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Hi, I’m a PC and I couldn’t come up with an ad campaign because I’m a complete retard so I thought I’d just try to steal MAC’s, but look at this…my effort turned into a totally lame ad just like my product…(hangs head in shame) We will be back along with VISTA…err…what’s that new name these days?
December 9th, 2008 at 4:27 am
I’m laughing so hard at the VMWare Fusion add below the picture. “I’m a Mac. I can run Windows if I want. Suck it PC.”
December 31st, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Tnx for your post! If you want to do backlink, drop me a mail.
January 7th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Ha, The I’m a PC campaign won’t accept my video. All it says is “I’m a PC & I Love Using Windows on my Mac”